I have been hiding out at an undisclosed location for most of the summer. Spy stuff. Very top secret. Every spy needs to hide out every so often. It’s the nature of the job, really.
Let me warn you: do not try to pry information about my secret location from Alison. She is every bit as clever and crafty as you are. She will not give in to pressure. I suspect she was raised by secret agents. Either that, or she is one. Either way, things will not end well for you if you attempt to find me through her. Seriously.
Best to just relax, sit back, and enjoy all the wonderful content she has on her blog. Trust me, it’s for your own good.